Posted by
Diocuore on Monday, June 08, 2009 4:34:55 PM

Two Palestinians meet at a Gaza coffee house and discuss President Barack Obama's speech to "the Muslim world":
Muhammad 1 – Hey, Muhammad, did you catch that Obama speech from Cairo?
Muhammad 2 – Yeah, Muhammad. What a hoot. Laughed myself silly.
M1 – For sure. The guy's got the best stand-up lines since Henny Youngman.
M2 – Youngman. He was a Jew, wasn't he?
M1 – Yeah, but funny. I was knocked over by Obama's line about being a "student of history."
M2 – Oh! I was rolling after that one: "Throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality." I got your possibility – right here! (He gestures suggestively.)
M1 – Can you say dhimmitude – the dependent status of non-Muslims in our lands? (The two laugh uproariously.)
M1 – (wiping tears or laughter from his cheeks) Love the way our culture has protected its non-Muslims. You know, Obama even said America and Islam share "principles of justice and progress; tolerance and the dignity of all human beings." He should have said, all human beings – except women!" (More laughter)
M2 – How about this one: "When the first Muslim-American was recently elected to Congress, he took the oath to defend our Constitution using the same Holy Quran that one of our Founding Fathers – Thomas Jefferson – kept in his personal library." He made it sound as if Jefferson and Muslims "shared principles."
M1 – Hey! That one wasn't so funny to me. I still haven't forgotten Jefferson saying "millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute," and going after our brothers on the Barbary Coast. Pirates indeed!
M2 – Lighten up, will you? The guy's a comic. Didn't you catch the satire when he said "we are partnering with 46 countries" in Afghanistan and Pakistan? How many from those 46 countries actually are carrying guns? Maybe – 46?
M1 (chuckling) – Maybe 46. Say, didn't you love the way he used that line: "The Holy Quran teaches that whoever kills an innocent, it is as if he has killed all mankind; and whoever saves a person, it is as if he has saved all mankind."
M2 – Yep. That should help our cause in America, where the politicians never quote the Quran lines about never taking infidels as friends, especially, "If they turn back, then seize them, and slay them wherever ye find them. …"
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