''Please, Sarah, say it ain't so. Say you're not just another pretty face. I like Jim DeMint, but hanging his picture on my office wall just doesn't cut it.''
Gov. Palin, if you want angry Americans – those who are now in the majority! – to take you seriously, here are some cheat notes for you to use in future interviews and speeches:
Barack Obama is a socialist (or, more properly, a Marxist). Say it!
Barack Obama, it obviously follows, is a radical. Say it!
Barack Obama has surrounded himself with Marxists and other radicals who want to fundamentally change America. Say it!
Barack Obama is a liar. Say it!
Barack Obama is the least transparent president in U.S. history. Say it!
Barack Obama wants to get a government-controlled health-care plan and a cap-and-
trade bill passed for one reason and one reason only: to gain total control over people's lives. Say it! http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=116550